shitpeoplesayintf2:

it might be midnight for central time BUT THE PARTY IS STILL GOING

HELP US BREAK IN OUR NEW SERVER

68.232.182.59:27015

themaniacjan:

Okay, so there is this game called “Cookie Clicker” by orteil.dashnet.org and it is somewhat addicting. But that’s not the point of this. In the game you can buy grandmas to make cookies for you. And they sometimes have things to say.

This starts off okay with things like:
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and then it gets a bit weird:
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And then it gets a bit cryptic:
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And then it gets mean:
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Then it gets scary:
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And if you try to get rid of them:
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Moral of the story: Grandmas are terrifying.

(via utopiated)

sixpenceee:

naomithenerd:

sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

This is intensely creepy. Watch it.

Especially the ending, where the metal takes over his body

This needs to be a feature length movie not a clip

(via unexplained-events)